Thursday, September 23, 2010

no mess ese i pwned u homies

the title is random, never mind that.

i've been thinking lately, i need to do something that will keep me busy, i mean like y'noe instead of doing nothing at the hostel and wander around like a security guard or wasting like half of the day in front of the laptop just checking out facebook, watching vids at youtube which never ever make me a little less dumb.

but ipoh is so boring that hell i dont know what to think. they dont even have a dance studio which in jb i spent a lot of my time at. even if they do, the studio only offer ballet and some really lame and gay dance like tango or belly dancing. i mean like c'mon thats really what i would call LIFELESS.

to be frank, im a day-dreamer, i can sit down and imagine lots of stuff. previously i was really freakin pissed with how bored perling mall is so i imagined that if i was a prime minister, i would do something to make the mall good. so in this case, i imagine what if i live in california?

DUDE! that would be AWESOME maaaannnn.

i mean like, whoho i'll be spendin my time with the brahs and babes looking so babelicous riding the wave and tanning under the sun. no need to mention a lot but i swear, it would be freakin awesomee!

enough with imagination, back to reality, so then from my imagination, i came back with reasons and more reasons how malaysia could be better than other awesome white country.

but first i would like to say what malaysia sucks at.If you are a heavy internet user, Playing MMORPG 24 hours 7 days a week is the only thing you do in life, then Malaysia is truly suck for you. Our broadband connection really does suck on a regular basis. Today the stupid TM screamyx got problem again and damn slow. Or if you love politics, then you would think Malaysian politics is messy or suck compared to other developed nations. On the other hand, if you're retiree looking for a place where you can live peacefully and find a lot of cheap delicious food. Then Malaysia is a paradise for you. Wait, wait, Malaysia a peaceful place ? Yes Yes, according to Global peace index.

We are like 2.5 times more peaceful than CHINA and 3 times more peaceful than USA. The stats do not lie my friends

Or if you like FOOTBALL. Our Astro Channel airs plenty of Live EPL, Italian, Spanish and even German football matches on a regular basis.

Or you LIKE NATURE and FLORA and Fauna ? We have too much of it.

Or you hate earthquake, twister and volcano eruption ? We have none of them.

Or you hate to have your children get enlisted and blow shits up in middle east or some poor oil rich nations? We are a peaceful nation and we do no go to war.

If you are rich foreigners with some cash to spare, it's not difficult to find a place that is guarded and gated and live a super peaceful and affordable life.

sometimes i think its really like some sort of stupid to be proud of having a lot of race in a country, think about it maynn its not only malaysia that have chinese malay and indian under one roof but there are plenty other country that have many race in one country

oh i forgot to mention about driving attitude of malaysians. but wait, do i need to mention it? i guess no. haha

okay continue soon, gotta go to class,

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Simply Bollocks

such an a-hole minded person.
i mean like hello? this blog is mine and its my rule.

okay enough with fighting. what am i going to tell here is REAL fact!

this 'orang' right here told me "org melayu ckp ah melayu" . the english language and its status in malaysia has been for the last more that twenty years, a much debated-upon and jostled-about issue. the fact that so many people are concerned and affected by the english language issue punctuates that english plays both intra-nationally and internationally at all levels of communication and in many perspectives of peoples' life.

english can be found anywhere. its the language that unites everybody in the world. generally speaking it is the universal language of the world. i dont know if that is the official status but to me it is. when a language has got a position of a universal language, the position tends to be affirmed and extended by itself. thats why here in malaysia the use of english becomes a priority. for example science and maths subjects are all now in english at school.people nowadays are almost forced to know english and to learn it better.

from pre-independence day to post-independence times, english school or the subject of english were the first attempts at education other that religious school or sekolah pondok among the local malays. but then, as time goes on, the government manage to balance these whole language thing by introducing sekolah kebangsaan where both bahasa malaysia and english language are the must subjects for all of the students.the mass media also now balancing the english medium and malay medium programmes and publications.

as for the man-on-street, there is no denying that ,especially in the main cities and towns, that english language is gaining more currency. taxi driver, food hawkers, pedestrian peddler,food caterer have all the enthusiasm to speak in english even it is Broken-english, so why should we not???? like for example, the satay-man wants to convince a white people to try the satay ,would it be best for him to say "satay ni paling sedap" or "world best chicken-satay" , if he said "satay ni paling sedap" that particular white people at that time will probably thinking "what the heck is this guy saying, is this made of dog's meat??"

from the man-on-street, now, the use of english at home. there are a lot of factors encouraging the use of english at home.there is not need to worry that the concept of mother-tongue will lost or eroded. this is because among the malaysians,bilingualism or multilingualism are is commonly and widely used. for example a mother would say " herman, where are you going now? all you tau is melepak saja, when are you going to focus belajar, your periksa kan is around the corner" "yes mummy, herman tau lah, mummy dont worry ok,herman balik awal today" . from the dialog we can see that both mother and son are mixing english and malay language. however, it is okay, because the conversation is not formal and it practise the use of both malay and english language. this in malaysia we call it as Malaysian English.

Communication plays a vital role in today's global challenge, be it in business or personal affairs. Among the often used mediums for communication, the English language serves as a pivotal force in bridging barriers in communication which can make or break international relations and state of affairs. Of the thousand or so business transactions that occur around the world in any given day, English dominates the front lines.

so, to the 'orang' go shove ur ass in the toilet bowl and flush yourself down:)

Thursday, September 16, 2010

if im the PM of malaysia

greetings, to everybody.

hi again. actually im bored out of my mind, im craving for more of the mentalist, finished watching season one. and currently downloading season two only the episode one =,=' , internet connection is slow, i tell you.

so urm,
my session yesterday went smooth. nothing to talk about it. shh

i didnt do much of jalan raya thing. just stayed at home and have the door bell ring every one hour. yeah, i dont understand mom's friend you see , here's the situation, mom knew this lady just like 3 months ago. and she didnt even knew the family members, OR the extended family members. but it happen like this lady brought the whole family plus her sister's family plus her brother's family and all of her nieces and nephews. the total is 13. is that typical or what?

so i went to perling mall on Tuesday.
i realize how dead that place is. totally nothing. and mom was at secret recipe meeting a friend and i had nothing to do. so i walked around and went into this shop 'hongkong express' and the clothes are all shitty. yet the price is like buying a padini stuff or something like that.

next thing i did, i went to giant bought some chewy and drinks and sit at mcdonald like nobody's business doing nothing but just imagining things. ynoe, if i ruled malaysia. i would first change this stupid perling mall into something awesome. so that the next time im here, i wont be bored out of my bollocking mind.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

nothing but the sound of me typing

im home :)
haha so yeah. im now in my room , peace, quite, nothing but the sound of my keyboard when im typing.

its peaceful yeah, this is the best thing you could get after a period of time where u stay in one dorm with britney spears, siti nurhaliza , amy search and the backup singers.

being home also save you whole lots of money :)
seriously ,like you dont have to worry about whats for dinner where to buy and stuff like that. you just wake up from your bed ,open the refrigerator take out some chicken ham, pop it in the microwave and voila eat it with bread :) or you could just tell your mom 'mom, im hungraayyyyyy'

you dont have to worry about making noise, or fart as loud as you can in your room, its like ; your room, your privacy,

and you can shower as long as you can, 45 minutes? no problem , who cares??

well HOME is where the HEAVEN is.

but still, it can be boring after quite a while. ynoe. i miss ipoh though,

its raya tomorrow, so house is quite a chaos for now. adults chitchatting, clingclang in the kitchen, babies are crying, and me , im trying to spend as much time as i can in my room, at the hall playing ps3 and watching dvd as i wont be able to do any of these when im in ipoh.

i still have to do chores. and help out in the kitchen, i know, big blah stuff

i didnt do much of shopping this year, i dont know why, maybe because im too lazy to get off my butt and get going. i realize that money is not an easy thing to get. in ipoh i try to save as much as i can. you see, you need money for everything even to wipe your butt.

when it comes to money , i remmber something about my mom.
whenever i want something she'll go " honey, im off the budget this year ynoe project had been so bad lately blah blah blah..."

but, she just bought new car ,its mercedes benz e250. i wonder if that means "off the budget"?

i was like , GREAT mum, i ask u to get me any cheap car for college you said you're off the budget and now you're having new ride.

conclusion from story abt mum :adults do tells lies.